Results, Results and more Results...

While I was out and about, a lot of stuff happened today. So.. let me fill you in.

FIRST OF ALL:

Rafa won. Roger lost. 64 76.


Hah! All I can say is - YESSSSS! Finally, there's a record that Roger hasn't broken.. Rafa is now the record-holder for the most amount of ATP Master's Titles at 18, beating the wighead meth dude - yeah, Andre Agassi. Roger is at 16. Suck. No offence. But it was pretty close too if you don't mind me saying so myself.

SECONDLY:

Aravene Rezai won. Venus died. 62 75.


BIG WIN FOR ARAVENE in the gold. Congrats to her! :) Her 3rd WTA title and the biggest one yet. Suck Venus! But congratulations - you're now officially no.2 behind ReRe. With the notable absence of Svetlana, one has gotta wonder; what's to become of the defending champ and this year's Roland Garros title?

AND LAST, BUT NOT LEAST:

The Bryan Brothers won. Nestor and Zimonjic lost. 63 64.


The brothers now tie with the Woodies being the doubles team with the most titles - they're now at 61. This is their 3rd Madrid, 5th title of 2010 and 15th Masters title. And now they'll be ranked the no.1 team again. BONUS! :D

I shoulda seen it coming

Nononononono! Why is this happening to me?

While others may like the prospect of another Madrid final match-up from last year (where Roger won)... I DO NOT. Let me list my reasons;

#1. DUDE! My draw is way too stuffed up now it's unbelievable.

#2. Roger has won way too many titles (especially slams) and I personally believe that winning another would be sort of selfish. DUDE! He is chasing his 63rd title. SIXTY-THREE. I'm sorry Roger but what is your problem... you should be leaving the titles for people like him.

#3. I would like to see Rafa win his 18th ATP World Tour 1000's title. Because I think he really deserves it, and he deserves to be known as 'the man who beat Andre Agassi's record of 17' BEFORE Roger does.

#4. It would show Roger that Rafa is totally awesome and that he is totally gonna KICK ASS in Roland Garros after this.

#5. Because Rafa is the King of Clay. Full stop. Period. Whatever.

GOOD LUCK RAFA!

The King of Clay

Maybe it's just Adidas

So. What am I thinking right now? ...Man, his shorts are reallllllly stretchy.

Maybe it's just Adidas? But LOL it's funny anyway.

Found this chuckle on FortyDeuce ;)

DAMN

I am an avid, avid fan of the ATP World Tour Fantasy League.

...And when I found out that SOME were starting to suck, while OTHERS were actually playing well [because I'm going to be honest here; I don't take notice of OTHERS except during the slams]...

I was very, very pissed.
DAMN.

Going... going... gone!

Sorry. I apologise for my lack of keeping up-to-date with things. I haven't exactly been very busy either... in case you hadn't noticed I've been staring at this website now for days on end. Sad, my life, I know.

Anywho, here’s the latest tennis stars to say goodbye.





Also out; Elena Dementieva, Maria Jose Martinez Sanchez (yes, that's right - the recent Rome champion) and Bartoli.

Helping out

So we should be rooting for Na Li this week. Apparently (according to Forty Deuce) she will be donating all her prize money from Madrid towards helping the victims of the Yushu earthquake, a 6.9 quake that struck China on April 14th.

Her donation will help Yushu earthquake victims where 2,200 people died, 70 are missing and were 12,135 injured. Aww what a great cause; good on you Li :D YOU'RE AWESOME... but yeah, I'm pretty sure that was already obvious.